You Can't Have a Conscience in the Pimp Game

This Took Place In Phoenix, Arizona in 2002. At the time Scott was always between jobs the economy was bad Scott was Going to Substance abuse classes for a D.U.I. he had gotten a year before.. He was trying to work at a few telemarketing gigs but they were hole in the wall places about to get shut down. One place actually called up people and sold light bulbs and trash bags to people for an unbelievable amount of money, the company was called Hoped for the Handicapped. Total scam. At the time Scott actually been seeing His girlfriend of 4 years which she was completely faithful and as far as Scott goes... hehehe.. never was.. in fact being with her seem to create more opportunities. Scott's relationship basically consisted of spending time only on Sundays cuz that was his recover day at the time. He was living with his Roommate Joe in Central Phoenix Right behind the QT gas station on Indian school and 3rd St. Scott and Joe always Went out but this Time they went to some ghetto ass place called the "Rodeo" one half of the club was country and the other half was top 40 type shit. They decided to go there because they had an all male review that ended at nine so they wanted to scoop up on the girls that have been drinking and watching banana hammocks all day.Of course one of many nights Scott ends up with closing deal with this girl named Jasmine she had HUGE tits.. Well come to find out she is struggling with financing and she was tossing around in her head to "escort". So my with Scotts business sense he immediately jumped on it.. then after Scott and Jasmine were finished.. lol...Scott purposed the idea that He could "manage" her. So basically pimping. Now Scott has no Idea about the pimp game except for what he has heard on tracks of hip-hop. So Scott called up his Buddy E-roc and E-Roc called his Homie G-Mon.. lol.. G-Mon started this pimp shit like 3 months before and he was saying he had 4 hoes and broke down the game to me.. G was talking about shit I have never heard before like "out of pocket" that means if your ho talks to another pimp she has to either pay him what she has got on her and try to make it back before her pimp knows or she can just call her pimp and he will pay the pimp. Now this can be a problem If said ho has a "gorilla pimp" which means he beats on them to keep them in line.. Which by the way Scott could never do. So right then Scott thought there is no way He could pimp. But G insured Scott that He could so With the Build up confidence Scott called Jasmine over and had her move in Provided her with everything a ride,  food , roof, etc. So with all the info Scott had invested money in clothes and all that and had her walk the Track which at the time was 24thst and Van buren to Central she Would back and forth until Quota was made which was that She needed to make $500 on Friday, Sat, nights Every other night $200. Before you know you could find Scott at the taco Shops on van buren drinking redbull and SoCo with sheer white pants and shirt with a straw hat leaning against my white Ford Focus.. Scott WAS OUT OF CONTROL. Since he was not  a gorilla pimp he aquired the Pimp Name "Unique" from his bottom bitch ofcourse. Bahahahahaha. This went on for 3 months. All smothered by the pimp game Scott stopped seeing His girlfriend all together because he had a fucking hooker living with him. lol. He was trying to keep a real job and do this and it was just to much. Maintaining a Ho is very difficult. the grooming the clothes. blah blah blah.. the worst was she wanted to be loved by Scott as in sex.. but Scott just could not do that. She had been fucking guys all day.. Fucking gross.. So ultimately Scott started to develop a conscience He was making like $2000 a week after grooming and maintenance. Scott's friends did not want him to stop because they like the free bees Scott would give them when they would kick it Scott would bring her So if any of his Buddy's Wanted some ass then it was there. Scott eventually just dumped her off at another pimps and he gave Scott like a one time buy over fee of like $1000. Scotts hands are clean.. This Story is Based on True events The names have been changed to protect the identities for those involved.

Game is No Game!

I always say that but I lose interest so fast I have to keep out there.. I've accepted I can't do it forevor but what evs . I dont fuk all the time atleast that night .. in the morning tho fo sho.. to fuct up at night.. lol.. you know.. most of the times I just like to play the game and having no interest or (acting)which is easy... and what I fund works well besides what I tweeted ya earlier the trick is to be brutally honest &/or lie about shit that guys would never lie about.. example.. just down play what ever you do.. like I do voice over work for boiler room audio for telemarketing companies for a few companies .. so I just say I'm a telemrketr... they like WHAT! But everything about me says different.. clothes car $ so either they think you are modest as hell or you have a sense of humor.. and MOST of them ... now this is genius... I might blow your mind right now... lol. Most of the think "wow maybe he is looking for the one, he is a 1 woman guy that wants a women for him and not what he has" and a woman finds that attractive because Randy NO GUY LIES DOWN!..  every girl hears. I own my biz.. or I'm a promoter.. blah blah.... also if you dont have anything and you tell them that they will think you are joking and by the morning hits they are in love because they "got to know you"... but you can only go UP FROM THERE!..this is way exaggerated but I once heard a comedian say " when you want to meet a girl just go up and SLAP HER... then later down the road she will never say "YOU DONT TREAT ME LIKE YOU USED TO"  rediculous right .. but it makes sense .. I could write a book on this shit.. but then. It would defeat the purpose.. ya know what I mean.. like the book Never Be Lied to again.... read it then you know how to lie better.  A trip right.. nice to get that out.. I'm a lil high if ya cant tell.. lol..

This is the Story Of Why a Skank would Get married

OK first of all a story like this always looks sweet in the font Waltograph. this took place in a land called Two-Thousand and Four in a place called Scottsdale. There was a very young man let us call him "Scott".

Now Scott was a very successful Internet Marketing Executive With a voice of Platinum. He was bringing in at least Five to Ten thousand dollars take home a week. Now as you can imagine this allowed Scott to have a promiscuous life style with Cocaine,Whores, Nice Cars, Sport Bikes and Lavish Trips to the Wonderful land of Las Vegas. Now bare in mind this lifestyle was not healthy with all the illegal activities and pretty much being Hood Rich, Meaning getting paid that much every Week and being absolutely broke. by Monday. On to the story at hand. Scott had gotten into a little trouble with the Big Bad Sheriff Joe Arpio and Scott was looking At long term Confinement At the Desert Tent Confinement Dungeon. Scott went to Get Consults From Many Lawyers but Acquired the best Of them All, Sir Baltimore. Sir Baltimore Suggested that Scott make A Serious Life Style Change or At least make the Appearance of a New Life Style.. So That Night Scott Continued to Go Patrolling for Strange.. Doing A lot of Magical Yayo and Drinking Heavily. Scott and his Posse Came Across Two Young Maidens. One of which Was Named Carey she was Very Beautiful and we all continued to get Inebriated .......Later on at the Hotel after Sexual encounters of which included switching with my buddy and you can imagine the rest. As My Buddy continued to have sex in the shower with the other young maiden. Carey and Scott started talking she happened to be a Un-Wed Mother of three about to lose her land. So Scott Got an IDEA! So he continued to explain his trouble with the Trial he was going thru and Proposed a deal. The deal was Scott would fully Support her family for the entire period of the trial. so that included all basics house payments, cars, clothes, etc. So they Continued to fly to Las Vegas to get Married and was back the very next Day for Work..  They continued with great sex and she was living the high life She got a new Car with TVs in it for the kids of course re tiled her house, Had a lot of landscaping done including a pond by the native Mexicans that provide excellent work. Scott's trial was going well He is now a proud Step father of three Beautiful Children Which Scott Fully  Supports. But he needed a change. Remember Scott Had a Wild Life Style to Being Married Overnight. So Scott thought he would purpose the Idea of 675cc of implants to be installed in the wife.. CAREY LOVED THE IDEA, as did he. So Off they went to get those.. Anyways off the tangent. The end of the story is after a year of this Scott was released off all charges because the jury decided it would be more detrimental to his family to incarcerate him. Scott & Carey continued for a while because they became good friends but later divorced and they both moved on... Scott Continues to Visit Carey And Her Children. The End. (this story is based on true events, the names have been changed to protect the identities of those involved)

History of Baby Powder

If you kids are wondering what the deal is w/ baby powder and me putting that topic in hashtags i will tell you. when i was younger i had the unfortunate experience when i was 15yo i was fingering this girl her name was Allissa i even remember her last name anyways i pulled my finger out and I was like "what the hell is this ?" Even unexperienced as I was I knew Elmers glue does not come out of vaginas.