Saturday, August 6, 2011

The TIme GeoTRACK saved my life.(debatable)

If you follow me on Twitter you already know I tend to leave my Geo track on for a more personalized experience for my followers.

The Story I am about to tell you is true and I have changed names to protect those whom were involved.
It is a short story because of memory loss.

This took place about a month ago I started partying on Weds as usual which involves xanex, ambien, cocaine, & some alcohol.....this story would be way to long if i told you what happened in between Weds and Sunday... but a tweet constantly during the times so i am sure you know.

OK, on Sunday i was settling down from my weekend with the usual all the same drugs just in smaller doses waiting for a girl to come over and finish me off so i could sleep.......finally.. so end of story i decide to tweet exactly how many Ambien and xanex i took...... well right when i was passing out I awoke to several people in my house most of which were medics... this part is hazy.. but i remember them saying "you OK?, you have to come with us, and i said let me get dressed, and i do remember as i am grabbing my vial of cocaine and filled the whole cap, maybe a half a gram and snorted it up before they took me... i thought i was caught but the medic only responded with "this isn't a fashion show" and i remember saying... there could be decent poo poo at the hospital.. then the rest is blacked out until the counselor comes into my hospital room and ask all these questions to make sure i was not trying to commit suicide and I said "hell no, I was High and about to get some head..

i proceeded to want to tweet this but my battery was dead and i had to use a hot nurses phone to call a cab which i also put my number in her phone.. I am always thinking..


this all happened from a follower that cared enough to call 911 because they thought i was endangering myself... i don't know who you are ...... but thank you .................for the nurse of course...when i called her she thought she knew me cuz i was in her phone.. she did not remember from hospital.. and the rest was tweeted....

Friday, August 5, 2011

Mr. Hollands Penis (synopsis)

As Requested By @artpablosco

Tony Holland is intelligent and fucks a lot. This starts off when he starts to Tweet and blog, in his 'spare time', he can strive to achieve his true goal to create a sexual position that will create one memorable orgasam so that he can leave his mark on the world. As Holland discovers 'Women and the grief you endure is what happens to you while you're busy fucking others.  As the months unfold the joy of sharing his contagious passion for fucking with his followers becomes his new definition of success.

Tony Holland is a professional manwhore andwould like to spend more time fucking so in 2011 he takes up teaching using a blog. Little does he realize how little free time there will to eat & sleep. Initially, he uses plenty of extacy & cocaine to get through to his women but over time, he becomes quite competent at his profession and in fact has a number of successes. At home, he is devastated to realize he will die alone and develops a relationship with many women.  When, after 18 years of fucking , he realizes that when it comes to realize that to have a woman to have a mind Blowing Orgasam it is not one perticular position that can achieve the best orgasm, It is the time before you get the woman in bed.  Personality,  charisma, confidence, how you effect others, and how you seem to just light up the room wherever you go.   If you follow this plan something happens to a woman so that when you have sex with her later, not only will. She have the best orgasm of her life but she will cum before you do.  Along his journey he finds how much women had meant to him..