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Learning how to get her to GUSH!! can be one of the most rewarding and powerful skills you will ever learn being a man. It can make women fall deeply and madly in love with you and give you unbelievable confidence. But why then are so many men utterly clueless when it comes to giving a such a high level of orgasm?

What a lot of men don't realize is a woman's vagina is actually quite complex and it takes much more then just sticking something in and out to get her to squirt. We're going to focus on using our fingers to stimulate the g spot to get her off. As a bonus once you can give her an orgasm with your fingers she will be able to have multiple orgasms when you actually start having sex.

1. Don't go for the goods right away. You want to build up massive amounts of anticipation. Feel around her vagina but don't enter her right way rub all around it.

2. Once she's warmed up enter her with one finger and feel all the way around the walls of her vagina watching her body as an indicator to how it feels to her.

3. Let her know how much it gets you off being able to please her, tell her how good she feels, tell her how you love how turned on she gets. You want her to know that you thoroughly enjoy giving her pleasure this will more easily allow her to "let go" and have a squirting orgasm.

4. Begin To Stimulate her *G spot using a come here motion. Vary it up between long and short strokes. The G Spot will begin to swell and balloon out as she gets closer and closer to climax.

5. She will begin to feel a sensation similar to her needing to pee but rest assured it is not pee it is her ejaculate. Tell her to push it out! Some women can squirt a lot and some women a little it just depends. Reassure her you want her to squirt all over!

                                                         FINGERING IN DETAIL..


1. Play a little with her clit first. Some oral is also said to help with the squirting.
2. Enter her vagina with two fingers. Your fingers should be well lubricated already and she is on her back.
3. Stimulate her *G-Spot with your fingertips on the *front inner wall which is now up. by continuously rubbing it. You can be pretty firm if she is okay with it.
4. Mostly rub the *G-Spot but also stimulate her clitoris with your thumb or orally in between. Don’t give up if your fingers are getting tired.
5. If she says she needs to pee you are getting closer. It’s not the need to pee she really feels, she just doesn’t know the feeling of “squirt coming out of her urethra”. Tell her to let go. It’s actually physically impossible to pee during an orgasm.
6. When she comes, step out of the way  You will see it’s neither yellow nor does it smell like urine.
7. Women stay aroused for quite some time after orgasming by the way. Feel free to enter her and join the fun.
Congratulations!


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The TIme GeoTRACK saved my life.(debatable)

If you follow me on Twitter you already know I tend to leave my Geo track on for a more personalized experience for my followers.

The Story I am about to tell you is true and I have changed names to protect those whom were involved.
It is a short story because of memory loss.

This took place about a month ago I started partying on Weds as usual which involves xanex, ambien, cocaine, & some alcohol.....this story would be way to long if i told you what happened in between Weds and Sunday... but a tweet constantly during the times so i am sure you know.

OK, on Sunday i was settling down from my weekend with the usual all the same drugs just in smaller doses waiting for a girl to come over and finish me off so i could sleep.......finally.. so end of story i decide to tweet exactly how many Ambien and xanex i took...... well right when i was passing out I awoke to several people in my house most of which were medics... this part is hazy.. but i remember them saying "you OK?, you have to come with us, and i said let me get dressed, and i do remember as i am grabbing my vial of cocaine and filled the whole cap, maybe a half a gram and snorted it up before they took me... i thought i was caught but the medic only responded with "this isn't a fashion show" and i remember saying... there could be decent poo poo at the hospital.. then the rest is blacked out until the counselor comes into my hospital room and ask all these questions to make sure i was not trying to commit suicide and I said "hell no, I was High and about to get some head..

i proceeded to want to tweet this but my battery was dead and i had to use a hot nurses phone to call a cab which i also put my number in her phone.. I am always thinking..


this all happened from a follower that cared enough to call 911 because they thought i was endangering myself... i don't know who you are ...... but thank you .................for the nurse of course...when i called her she thought she knew me cuz i was in her phone.. she did not remember from hospital.. and the rest was tweeted....

Mr. Hollands Penis (synopsis)

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Tony Holland is intelligent and fucks a lot. This starts off when he starts to Tweet and blog, in his 'spare time', he can strive to achieve his true goal to create a sexual position that will create one memorable orgasam so that he can leave his mark on the world. As Holland discovers 'Women and the grief you endure is what happens to you while you're busy fucking others.  As the months unfold the joy of sharing his contagious passion for fucking with his followers becomes his new definition of success.

Tony Holland is a professional manwhore andwould like to spend more time fucking so in 2011 he takes up teaching using a blog. Little does he realize how little free time there will to eat & sleep. Initially, he uses plenty of extacy & cocaine to get through to his women but over time, he becomes quite competent at his profession and in fact has a number of successes. At home, he is devastated to realize he will die alone and develops a relationship with many women.  When, after 18 years of fucking , he realizes that when it comes to realize that to have a woman to have a mind Blowing Orgasam it is not one perticular position that can achieve the best orgasm, It is the time before you get the woman in bed.  Personality,  charisma, confidence, how you effect others, and how you seem to just light up the room wherever you go.   If you follow this plan something happens to a woman so that when you have sex with her later, not only will. She have the best orgasm of her life but she will cum before you do.  Along his journey he finds how much women had meant to him..

Eating Pussy Tips (Comical)

Exercise 1
Stick your tongue as far out of your mouth as possible, and then try to touch your nose.. Repeat in 3 sets of 10 reps. This exercise is fun, funny to watch.

Exercise 2
With a loose jaw, point your tongue while simultaneously trying to keep your tongue in constant contact with the top and bottom of your mouth. You'll quickly learn that this is impossible. A Zen-like exercise designed to equip you mentally for failing again and again to satisfy your lover. 

Exercise 3
Keep your tongue relaxed and open your mouth. Move your tongue in and out of your mouth, forward, and in both directions, while licking hair from her hair brush. Try to focus while clearing the hairs. Practice in five sets of twenty and build up to adding aromas and darkness to the exercise.

Get Licking!

Now that your tongue is in shape it's time to start licking. Lick everything you can get your tongue on and are legally allowed to touch. Be sure to invest in a big hunk of filleted salmon. I know what your saying, "Salmon is like $12 a pound, can't I use a lollypop or a nice piece of dried cod?" When it comes to training for licking labia, you can't skimp! Save the dried cod for her post-menopausal years.

Not only does salmon have the right look and feel, after a couple of days it will smell right too. Before diving in, check your salmon for errant bones and remove any you find with a plier.Important Note: You don't have to perform this task with a real pussy.


Things Not To Do!

Bad Ideas

The Fidel
Placing your chin in her bush and yelling, "Conyo! You dirty imperialist Americans are a demanding bunch!" is some funny shit. While most women admire a man with a sense of humor this is neither the time nor the place. Well, it is the place but it's not the time. Save this move for the post-coital wrap-up.

The Rabbi
Place that yarmukle you got at your accountant's wedding on her bush. Make an ambulance noise as you dive in, crying "I'll save you Rabbi Schwartz!"

Making Farting Noises
Every man gets the urge to stick your face right in there and go "PPPPPTTTTPPPPT!!!" I mean you just know its gonna sound great. Resist this urge. It's not going to help you attain your objective. Worse, she may think that she just farted in your face which will either embarass her or be her dream come true.



Bon Appétit!

There are few things more exciting to a woman than to know that her partner finds her delicious; meaning that you enjoy the taste, smell and feeling of her vaginal juices. Think of how you respond to a plate of ribs or a nice corned beef on rye. Feel free to say "What a value!," or "Pass the mustard!" or "A pickle would go great with this!" Consider a generous tip - don't just automatically leave 15%.

HOW TO FUCK A STRIPPER (COMMON SENSE)

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Most people think the way to a stripper’s pussy is with money, buying lap dance after lap dance, throwing stacks of singles on stage as they dance, and surprising them with expensive gifts. Those people are idiots. “Marks,” as the girls call them. Someone to be siphoned until not one drop of cash is left.

There is only one surefire way to pull a stripper and it has nothing to with personality or money (although those things don’t hurt). The secret is DRUGS.

Contrary to what many pro-stripper films and documentaries tell you, 9 out of 10 strippers are on drugs of some sort.* Be it coke, dust, weed, pills, booze, if a girl’s job is to climb up on stage and spread her gash for a bunch of sweaty, over-weight mutts in ill-fitting work clothes you’d better believe it takes a certain type of courage that can only be had from illegal substances. Knowing that, the key to making a needy young sex kitten your slave for the night (or the week) is to always be holding. But you have to make sure you’re carrying the right stuff for the type of stripper you’re trying to bang. It just so happens that this whole thing can be broken down racially. Along with the genetic yarns that make a woman a certain color go these little strands that decide their drug proclivities. Don’t freak out—I didn’t write the rules here. God did. I just follow them.

WHITE STRIPPERS (BLONDE)White chicks love coke. It’s as simple as that. Any stripper worth sticking your dick in is between the ages of 18-28, meaning they were born between 1976 and 1986, which makes their moms either 70s disco coke whores or 80s yuppie coke sluts. Either way, the coke slut gene has been inherited by their daughter. When she asks if you’d like a lap dance, respond: “No, I want to get out of here and do some blow. What time are you done tonight?” That’s usually enough to get you in, but for added emphasis it helps to pull her to the side, dump some powder on your fist and give it to her to prove you’re for real. (Don’t buy beat shit. Strippers who love coke know coke. You’re not getting anywhere with shit that’s been stepped on ten times.)

WHITE STRIPPERS (TATTOOED AND/OR WITH PUNK HAIRCUTS)
This is a somewhat trickier bunch to read because they like pills and saying someone “likes pills” is like saying someone “likes music.” You’ve got to either roll the dice on a narrow spectrum of possibilities (uppers, downers, psyche, or pain) or you can be smart and invest in a smorgasbord of pharmaceuticals and have all your bases covered. There’s nothing worse than sparking a girl’s interest only to learn she likes Xanax and you’ve got a pocket full of Ritalin. Pretend that you’re going fishing and you’ve got an empty tackle box. You’re going to need a little of everything: lures, bobbers, hooks, etc. Pills are inexpensive ($5-$8 a pop), so see if you can work out a deal with your man on a variety bottle. At that price you shouldn’t think twice about pissing them away. Offer a blue to the first girl you see. If she takes it, she’ll go and tell the other girls. Give 10mg to each and every girl in the club. 10 strippers = 10 pills = 50 bucks. No big deal. If you have enough to get each girl high on the job, one of those girls is going to have enough brains to realize you’ve probably got more. She’ll be the one to ask you, “What are you doing later?”

BLACK STRIPPERSThe black stripper is difficult to snare, especially for a white male. Their drug of choice, weed, is the cheapest drug on the market and easiest to obtain. This makes them the most affordable fuck, but you’re white and you have to compensate. That’s where things get expensive. Don’t freak out, it’s still completely doable. First, start by tipping. Don’t go crazy. Just a dollar or two here and there to let her know you’re interested. This will automatically put you ahead of any black patrons in the club because it is well documented that black males do not tip at strip clubs.** Your next move is to have better than average weed. Like flowers, girls like weed that smells nice. It helps to tell them that it’s from your boy’s crop, and has been featured on the cover of High Times three times and it’s Redman and Snoop’s favorite weed. It’s important that this lie and the two following lies be convincing: “Yeah, I know Snoop,” and “Next time he’s in town, I’ll introduce you.” That should take care of it. For added effect I like to lie and say I make beats and ask them if they want to go over to my studio after they get off work. This helps to both sell the con and save money on hotel rooms. Be sure to know where a local recording studio is. A cheap one is between $75 and $150 an hour, which is cheaper than taking her to a nice hotel. Be sure to bring the new Usher CD and when her favorite song comes on tell her you made the beat. Then turn one of the knobs on that big mixing board thing in front of you.

OTHER STRIPPERSThat is correct, I am going to lump together all Asian, Latin, Paki, Euro strippers, along with anything else that might have just come off the boat and amputees. This category is really your best bet, especially Euro girls, because all they want is to be loved and taken care of and what drug emits more love than Ecstasy? The reality is you could give them mescaline and they’d take it without caring.*** A key with foreigners is to make them feel welcome in America. This is accomplished by telling them you don’t detect an accent, that they speak great English and that you basically understand and agree with whatever they are saying regardless of the fact that you can only make out every fourth word. To do this convincingly, you must practice. Go to your stereo and put on some rap music that you can’t understand the lyrics to (most any rap will work), turn up the volume just slightly, then go into your bathroom and shut the door. You should not be able to easily hear more than reverb and bass. Stare dead in the mirror, strain your ears and try to decipher the lyrics without looking unsure, without creasing your forehead and pursing your eyes.  If you can convince your mind that you know every lyric to that Ghostface song, using only your eyes and facial expressions, you’ll be able win any foreigner over, completely negating their self-consciousness. Using drugs as bait, of course.

Before you go running to your phone to cop there are a few more things you need to be aware of when trying to run this kind of game. First, and most importantly, is that you don’t ever do the drugs. If you’re an addict don’t even bother because you’ll always take the drugs over the girl and might even get arrested for beating a girl for touching your shit without asking. You can get high all you want when she’s gone but while you’re with her you have to pretend to inhale, go take a piss when your turn to bang a rail comes around, throw the pill over your shoulder and pretend to pop it. Sounds lame but you need to have full control over the situation. I’m telling you from experience, strippers are cunning, any sign of weakness and you’ll wake up without your pants, your wallet and your drugs. Secondly, realize you only get one shot of pulling them out of the club. If it doesn’t happen that night, it doesn’t happen. Don’t play yourself by giving your number and don’t take a number. Consider it a failed attempt and go home and get high. Lastly, and I can’t stress this enough, don’t let them know where you live. If you can, take them to a hotel (or the studio). If you’ve blown all your money on the drugs and are forced to take them back to your place, take the most ridiculously fucked up route ever to get there. Then after you’re done with them, give some more drugs to fry their brain a little more and put them right in cab and send them on their way (instructing the driver to use an alternate, more confusing route.). As a child you had a great many dreams of things you wanted in your lifetime, and I’m pretty sure that a drug-hungry whore knocking on your door at 4 in the morning was not one of them.

Getting Your Conquest to Love anal. w/o the pain in the ASS. lol

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 Pain Vs. Pleasure

Many women only try anal sex once and then swear it off for life. This is usually because their first attempt was w/ a dickhead no pun intendid. Do not ruin it for the next guy inline. If your conquest has had a bad anal experience, it’ll be tough to get her to try it again. Even if she’s never tried it, she’s likely heard horror stories from others. Unless your girl has a masochistic streak, pain is not on her agenda when it comes to getting off.

The ass is nerve-packed and with the right kind of stimulation, anal play can feel amazing. Unfortunately, the same cluster of nerves responsible for the pleasure can also transmit feelings of pain and discomfort if your technique is off. When convincing your conquest to have anal sex, you must show your concern for her pleasure and safety by sharing your responsible and well-thought-out plan.

Perfecting The Setting

First of all, she needs to be relaxed and prepared; anal sex is not suited for a quickie. The anus will tighten if she is nervous, which will make it hard for you to get in and more painful for her. If it’s her very first time, you need to make a big deal about getting her ready. Pick a time and place where she can be relaxed and away from any extra stressors. Make sure you won’t be interrupted.

You probably already know what really turns her on, so whether it’s a bubble bath and a massage or hardcore porn and costumes, have your tools at the ready. Getting her aroused is of the utmost importance.

Getting Started

Do not skip straight to the her ass. Instead, take your time with foreplay and make sure she’s into it before focusing your attention on your desired destination. Then, start her off slowly by using your mouth, fingers and/or sex toys to stimulate her anal opening before your penis comes anywhere near it. You might even want to just use smaller toys and your fingers until she gets used to the idea of having something inside that particular opening.

Use lube -- lots of lube. Unlike the pussy opening, the ass does not create its own lubrication; you’ll need to use plenty of artificial wetness to ensure a smooth ride.

Going In

First of all, Wrap it up believe me when I say poop dick is something you never want to see. Seriously tho, the increased chances of contracting ghonnaherpeclamitisyphilaids.

Next, lube up. You want it to be as slippery as possible for an easier entrance.

Proceed slowly and ask your conquest to let you know if it starts to hurt. When she winces, ease back before continuing. The hardest part will be getting the head of your penis past the asshole, which will naturally tense up to prevent entry (this is why you started with all that relaxation). Do not force yourself through when this happens; just continue to shallowly penetrate in and out with the tip of your dick. Once you feel it begin to let go a little, gently push the head past the sphincter. You’ll feel a distinct difference once the head is inside. The sphincter will continue to constrict tightly around the shaft of your penis, but inside it will have more room. Some men find this sensation confusing and it is not unusual to lose your erection at this point. This doesn’t necessarily mean you don’t want to or can’t do it; your dick just needs time to adjust to the new experience.

Now, the hardest part is over for you and for her, but you need to continue to be highly aware of every move you make since being too rough once you’re inside can cause her considerable pain. You cannot thrust into her anus as hard as you would in her vagina. Take it easy and pay attention to how it is making her feel. If you get selfish and focus on your pleasure over her potential pain, this will probably be the last time you’ll EVER GET ASS FROM HER.

Avoiding The Ick Factor

Another reason why she may be against any anal action is that she may think it’s downright yucky. For some, the anus is a no-go zone and there’s nothing you can do to convince them otherwise, but if she’s just a bit squeamish about feces on the sheets (or you are) there are steps you can take to minimize that possibility.

Time it so that you are engaging in the act a few hours after she has evacuated the area and thoroughly cleaned up. You could even add a sexy shower or bath to the foreplay schedule to take care of this step. You can suggest anal douche but that will most definately gross her out. And remember bring up all the positive NEVER REASSURE THE NEGATIVE. REMEMBER THIS IS LIKE A SALES PITCH!

Good Girls Don’t

You might also have a hard time convincing your girlfriend to have anal sex because she views it as deviant and not something a good girl would do. Although the taboo has faded considerably, there is still a prevailing attitude that anal sex is for bad, easy or slutty girls. If she’s worried about this, you need to assure her that you do not think of her that way and that your attitude would not change after the deed is done.

A Note On Porn And Anal

Do not emulate porn stars when it comes to anal sex. Professional porn actresses are either stretched out in the sphincter or too high to notice the pain that results from the minimally greased up, no foreplay, extremely rough anal sex that almost always occurs in porno. Here is a fun fact: They may also have used a numbing cream or gel to dull the pain of fucking her in the ass. This is an extremely dumb idea, since pain is your body’s way of telling you that something is wrong. Even if she can’t feel it, the sex act could still be causing damage to very sensitive areas that will protest plenty once the numbing effect wears off. Plus, deadening the area with desensitizing cream also ensures that none of the pleasurable sensations will reach her either. If you’re not using a condom, it could dull the nerve-endings in your penis as well and what’s the point of doing it if you can’t feel the pleasure?

Backdoor Man

Convincing your girlfriend to have anal sex might seem like a chore, but the key things to remember are to be sensitive to her needs, be prepared, be clean, and be safe. In the end, it’s worth the pain in the ass. If all else fails drugs and alcohol will help. REMEMBER DROP SUBTLE HINTS OVER TIME AND IT WILL NOT BE A SHOCK WHEN YOU BRING IT UP. SHE HAS TO BELEIVE IT IS HER IDEA AS WELL. 

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I read this book before I even had sex. Now I am not trying to claim I have always been perfect. As a young man of course I prematurely ejaculated but I hated that I couldn't fully appreciate when I came because my mind was flooded immediately after concerned on what she was going to tell her friends. Thoughts of "did she have a good time" etc. But at the same time I did not want to mention anything because that will show insecurity. Now this opposes a problem for me because I want her to brag to her friends so I can do them to or at least I wanted them to Want me BAD! 

I developed a complex after the first time I had sex So I read this book again and starting perfecting this way of life. Now I able to cum when I want or at least until I know she got hers or she told me to cum because like most women it takes a while sometimes. I can not explain how when I finally was able to separate cumming from orgasms it was amazing not to mention when I finally did cum it was the most AMAZING thing I have experienced. I can not even contain my self verbally when cumming  at time I will even try to say how great it was and end up stuttering so I just do not say shit and let her tell me how amazing I was. 

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